Tim Allen in 1978
"On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested in the Kalamazoo-Battle Creek International Airport for possession of over 650 g (1.4 lb) of cocaine. He subsequently pleaded guilty, and provided the names of dealers in exchange for a reduction in his sentence from a possible life imprisonment to a possible three to seven years.”
Heck, I barely keep enough food in the house for me. Why would I let you and your white horse in here? Away! Shoo 1978 Tim Allen!