The Childlike Empress
Hey, look! Its 2:45 am and the chidlike empress from the Never Ending story is staring at you through your bedroom window. Guess what, you are f’d. If I know anything about anything, this broad causes nothing but problems. If she asks for your help, hold on to your hat.
Guess what you have to suffer through -
- your horse dying in front of your face
- a super depressed turtle with a cold
- a wolf beast trying to kill you
- big boobied statues with lasers that shoot out of their eyes
AND the impending destruction of a world where giant snails pull wagons!
Listen lady, go sell your sob story somewhere else.