The Childlike Empress
Hey, look! Its 2:45 am and the chidlike empress from the Never Ending story is staring at you through your bedroom window.  Guess what, you are f’d.  If I know anything about anything, this broad causes nothing but problems.  If she asks for your help, hold on to your hat.  
Guess what you have to suffer through -
your horse dying in front of your face
a super depressed turtle with a cold
a wolf beast trying to kill you
big boobied statues with lasers that shoot out of their eyes
AND the impending destruction of a world where giant snails pull wagons!
Listen lady, go sell your sob story somewhere else.

The Childlike Empress

Hey, look! Its 2:45 am and the chidlike empress from the Never Ending story is staring at you through your bedroom window.  Guess what, you are f’d.  If I know anything about anything, this broad causes nothing but problems.  If she asks for your help, hold on to your hat.  

Guess what you have to suffer through -

  1. your horse dying in front of your face
  2. a super depressed turtle with a cold
  3. a wolf beast trying to kill you
  4. big boobied statues with lasers that shoot out of their eyes

AND the impending destruction of a world where giant snails pull wagons!

Listen lady, go sell your sob story somewhere else.


 
A Mad Scientist
Chances are if this guy is standing in your yard, he is probably wanting to sew your face to someone else’s butt.  Then, he wants to see you eat poop out of that person’s butt. Then, he wants to sew more faces to more butts and have more poop eating.  I am sorry, this Human Centipede movie has really ruined my brain and I haven’t even seen it.

A Mad Scientist

Chances are if this guy is standing in your yard, he is probably wanting to sew your face to someone else’s butt.  Then, he wants to see you eat poop out of that person’s butt. Then, he wants to sew more faces to more butts and have more poop eating.  I am sorry, this Human Centipede movie has really ruined my brain and I haven’t even seen it.


Jeff Gillooly
Remember Nancy Kerrigan?  Remember Tonya Harding?  Remember Tonya Harding’s husband Jeff Gillooly?  No?  He’s the dick with the red arrow pointing at his dick face (left).  This dude and his wife hired some other dude to bust up America’s sweetheart Nancy Kerrigan something awful.  Now get the hell off of my window sill GILLOOLY!

Jeff Gillooly

Remember Nancy Kerrigan?  Remember Tonya Harding?  Remember Tonya Harding’s husband Jeff Gillooly?  No?  He’s the dick with the red arrow pointing at his dick face (left).  This dude and his wife hired some other dude to bust up America’s sweetheart Nancy Kerrigan something awful.  Now get the hell off of my window sill GILLOOLY!


Alligator Gar

"My dad has told me all my life not to dangle my feet in Big Lake (Calcasieu Lake) because his first cousin, Ben King, was terribly wounded - with nineteen tooth holes - when he dangled his feet off a pier in Lake Charles in the 1920s when he was about 18. He and Raymond Dunn, my dad’s brother, skinned it and tacked it to their aunt’s (Mabel King Kelly)garage. Daddy says it was there for years — on land where the main post office in Lake Charles is today. Daddy says he also remembers a fishing guide getting his hand mangled in Bayou Bicone (sp?) - a bayou about half way down the shore of Big Lake."

Alligator Gar

"My dad has told me all my life not to dangle my feet in Big Lake (Calcasieu Lake) because his first cousin, Ben King, was terribly wounded - with nineteen tooth holes - when he dangled his feet off a pier in Lake Charles in the 1920s when he was about 18. He and Raymond Dunn, my dad’s brother, skinned it and tacked it to their aunt’s (Mabel King Kelly)garage. Daddy says it was there for years — on land where the main post office in Lake Charles is today. Daddy says he also remembers a fishing guide getting his hand mangled in Bayou Bicone (sp?) - a bayou about half way down the shore of Big Lake."


Lord Zedd

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers lead bad guy. 
Married a character named Rita Repulsa.
HE HAS AN EXPOSED BRAIN!!!!

Lord Zedd


  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers lead bad guy.
  • Married a character named Rita Repulsa.
  • HE HAS AN EXPOSED BRAIN!!!!

This Cow

This Cow


 
Orville Redenbacher 
Creepy old man in a bow tie.  Died in a jacuzzi.  He wants to steal your dreams.

Orville Redenbacher 

Creepy old man in a bow tie.  Died in a jacuzzi.  He wants to steal your dreams.


Jesse Camp
Remember this guy from MTV?  I hate this guy.  Here is why:He cheated to win that VJ job."The Village Voice reported that an internet source, known only by the handle "UglyPig", claimed to have cast over 3,000 votes for Camp in the Wanna Be a VJ contest, exploiting a security flaw in the system."

He started a shitty hair metal band called Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz.

According to his Wikipedia page, he was slimed twice on the Nickelodeon show “Figure it Out” because he said the word pass and requested a time out during a game.

Jesse Camp

Remember this guy from MTV?  I hate this guy.  Here is why:
He cheated to win that VJ job.
"The Village Voice reported that an internet source, known only by the handle "UglyPig", claimed to have cast over 3,000 votes for Camp in the Wanna Be a VJ contest, exploiting a security flaw in the system."

He started a shitty hair metal band called Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz.

According to his Wikipedia page, he was slimed twice on the Nickelodeon show “Figure it Out” because he said the word pass and requested a time out during a game.


BP Oil Rig
'Nuff said.

BP Oil Rig

'Nuff said.


Drederick Tatum

"Tatum, a former Olympic Gold medalist, first became World Heavyweight Champion after defeating Watson in the heavily promoted “Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out!” Tatum grew up in Springfield, recalling that that town was a dump. "If you ever see me there again you’ll know I really (bleeped)-up bad." He later served time in prison after pushing his mother down the stairs."

Drederick Tatum

"Tatum, a former Olympic Gold medalist, first became World Heavyweight Champion after defeating Watson in the heavily promoted “Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out!” Tatum grew up in Springfield, recalling that that town was a dump. "If you ever see me there again you’ll know I really (bleeped)-up bad." He later served time in prison after pushing his mother down the stairs."